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    Quote Originally Posted by Synarch View Post
    Tied down on top of an ant mound deep in the Amazon.
    Explosive decompression during a carnal accident on the ISS [watch those limbs].



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    ^ Suffocated in the heaving bosoms of an obese woman who was only looking to give out some "free hugs".

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    Quote Originally Posted by JocktheMotie View Post
    Explosive decompression during a carnal accident on the ISS [watch those limbs].
    Heart attack after finding out that God is an evil being who created reality as a prison to torment the human spirit. Then trapped in Hell for eternity.
    "Create like a god, command like a king, work like a slave."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qre:us View Post
    ^ Suffocated in the heaving bosoms of an obese woman who was only looking to give out some "free hugs".
    Earthquake while on honeymoon.
    "Create like a god, command like a king, work like a slave."

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    ^ A lonely midnight fascination to use own body as the testing ground for gerbils' attraction to peanut-butter, given rate of burrowing and teeth-gnawing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synarch View Post
    Heart attack after finding out that God is an evil being who created reality as a prison to torment the human spirit. Then trapped in Hell for eternity.
    Group sodomy at a family reunion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Night View Post
    Gang sodomized at a family reunion
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    "Create like a god, command like a king, work like a slave."

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    life gives up on HIM!
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synarch View Post
    Death by chronic thirty year blue balls after your wife becomes a quadraplegic.
    Balls crushed into liver after t-ball mishap

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    life gives up on HIM!
    Drug deal gone bad. You are an unfortunate bystander.
    "Create like a god, command like a king, work like a slave."

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