Terrible, terrible moustache accident...getting caught in some strange contraption and such...too horrible to put into words properly...
Fade to black.
IN SERIO FATVITAS.
-τὸ γὰρ γράμμα ἀποκτέννει, τὸ δὲ πνεῦμα ζῳοποιεῖ-
His head exploded while trying to read Spengler.
Mistook a Swiss Guardsman for a Hot Dog On A Stick vendor and got his head chopped off.
Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.
A fellow contestant at the Spelling Bee turned out to be a murderous psycho. R.I.P. F.M.W.
Crushed to death by a collapsed ceiling......After some shoddy renovation work
Te > Ni > Ti > Se = Si > Fe > Ne > Fi
Went blind after looking into an eclipse and walked off of a cliff, cartoon style.
"It is not length of life, but depth of life." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Thought breeds thought." ~ Henry David Thoreau
An inner voice told her to climb the roof of her house in the middle of the night.
A squall swept her off it.
Tycho decided to join the circus and become the Incredible Cannon-Ball Dude. Nobody really knows what exactly happened on that fatal day but the blast was heard in three counties.