Friday came and made Thursday obselete.
Turns out her consciousness was artificial all along, programmed to aid others in their search for identity. You can tell because her name is an anagram for "Filed AI" and "Life Aid."
If you could be anything you want, I bet you'd be disappointed--am I right?
An angry NFP "accidentally" runs into you while they're doing an interpretive dance, causing you to fall out of a tenth story window.
"Sentiment without action is the ruin of the soul." - Edward Abbey
Dies suddenly from elevated blood pressure at the conclusion of yet another Fi thread with Sim.
^ Either that or she's overwhelmed with guilt after "accidentally" knocking me out of a tenth story window with her interpretive dance, and commits suicide.
Traveled back in time and was actually never born.
"It is not length of life, but depth of life." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Thought breeds thought." ~ Henry David Thoreau
Swam with the fishes. One was too big.
Tried to commit suicide but failed at dying. You can tell because her name is also an anagram for "Die Fail"
Allergic to anchovies. Occupational hazard.
7 Days. Unknown cause.