erm: Trips over a banana peel at the edge of the grand canyon.
My Siggy Jam (Thanks to my twinsie bff Maddy)
Enchanted to death by a wizard who looks like a tree.
I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
- George W. Bush -
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Blindfolded and left to wander the wilderness, eventually dies of dehydration. I have no idea why you didn't take off the blindfold.
"It is not length of life, but depth of life." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Thought breeds thought." ~ Henry David Thoreau
Forced to walk the plank by a marauding band of pirates.
Died while performing a particularly vigorous piece of music. Stabbed through the eye with a violin bow.
Razor accident while shaving his head resulted in bleeding to death.
An unfortunate accident with a cold chisel.
Shot through the heart by a Panda wielding a .45 .
Cause of death: By accident, of course.