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    Fuzzcrossed thought that it would be a good idea to try on a bee suit. Big mistake...

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    As a matter of fact, Fuzzcrossed was a devoted Sadhu, an Indian mystic and ascetic who retired into meditation and didn't shave during the past twenty years.

    Unfortunately for him, when he decided to bath in the Ganges he was trampled to the death by the enthusiastic, religious crowd of pilgrims that gathered during the festival of the Maha Kumbh Mela.
    "A man who only drinks water has a secret to hide from his fellow-men" -Baudelaire

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    Blackmail! has been severely poisoned by rancid chili

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    Mister Eyebrows was a victim of peer pressure when he decided to have his eyebrows waxed. As it turned out, his eyebrows made up to 90% of his entire brain mass and the delicate balance needed to survive was abrubtly changed once wax departed from the area. The police suspect no foul play.

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    snowed in, loses heat to apartment, refuses to let go of her keyboard and leave her computer

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    Discovered all the things to do in Denver when youre dead...and then did them.
    I redact everything I have written or will write on this forum prior to, subsequent with and or after the fact of its writing. For entertainment purposes only and not to be taken seriously nor literally.

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    Spamtar - a strange combination of boorish drunkeness and erudite discussions, or what I call "an Irish academic"

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    Quote Originally Posted by spamtar View Post
    Discovered all the things to do in Denver when youre dead...and then did them.
    Beaten to death by a group of Vikings chanting "Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam".

    The remains sucked dry by vampire kitties.

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    fugu poisoning!!!
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    fugu poisoning!!!
    Booooring...Although the chances I wouldn't be dead, just paralyzed, are halfway decent. Wait 7 days before discarding.

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    Freak accident involving a tricycle and a clown car...

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