Stranged with violin sting of famous artist after accidentally sitting on and crushing his Stradivarius.
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Originally Posted by Edgar
Spamtar - a strange combination of boorish drunkeness and erudite discussions, or what I call "an Irish academic"
Tuna porridge? Is that what they eat where you come from, my friend? I guess protein IS good for you...
EDIT: After finding out that it is alleged to be a Canadian thing, I looked it up on YouTube. There's a guy who said he polled many Canadians after being served tuna porridge and they all told him they love it. Then there are about 1500 comments from Canadians to his video saying they've never heard of it. I'm with them! I like my fish alone or with potatoes! Thanks for the funny video SIB! It sounded like he took speed with his porridge.
fidelia will accidentally get hit by a 2010 Rolls Royce Phantom on the Wall st. while playing music for change. The ESTJ will be the driver and the ENTJ will be the owner. The violin will be intact, and will be sold on the eBay TypologyCentral Memorial Foundation for Future INFJs, and Jennifer will win the bid.
After an inquiry made by the CPSC (Consumer Product Safety Commission), it was revealed that EffEmDoubleYou was a cheap Asian copy of a famous toy (thus breaking the law that protected several patents), and worst, that it contained phtalates, a molecule that had been banned by the Consumer Product Safety Improvement Act of 2008.
He was subsequently destroyed and incinerated by the Commission's officials and several customs officiers who helped to intercept the defective, fraudulent lot while it was just about to be unloaded out of its shipping container in Los Angeles Harbor.
"A man who only drinks water has a secret to hide from his fellow-men" -Baudelaire
Blackmail! was abducted from his nest in the Effel in the wee morning hours of March 6th, 2010. In an effort to prove his alien origin, Parisian scientists drugged him, and brought him back to the lab. Little did they know when they used the anal probe, that they were actually poking at his brain.
It was declared dead at 02:45am when the electrostatic hiss that replaced the normal beeping sounds monitering what they thought was his cardiac muscles went "Beeeeeuwhip!"