(FMW) Tragic special FX explosion
decapitation by snapped fiddle string
Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom? -Terry Pratchett
Originally Posted by kyuuei
Girlfriend left him in the rain too long and he short circuited. But, the good news is, robots don't 'technically' die, so it wasn't a real painful death.
Zombieland had far more zombies than she had anticipated. Brainnnssss...
Sensotard tripping, followed by brain hemmorage.
Death by compliments.
and it's nice enough to
make a man
weep, but I don't
ESTJ - LSE - ESTj (mbti/socionics)
1w2/7w6/3w4 so/sx (enneagram)
lawful good (D&D) / ravenclaw or gryffindor (HP) / boros legion (M:TG)
conscientious > sensitive > serious (oldham)
want to ask me something? go for it!
EJCC- Hands fall off from knitting, then proceeds to bleed to death! :o
() 9w8-3w2-7w6 tritype.
RCueI (primary Inquisition)
Heroin overdose. After listening to too much Dope.
Will get hit by a UPS driver.
You're plotting to kill her?
Timeless- a Pterodactyl comes back from millions of years dead and bites your head off.