Captain Haddock mistakenly thought she was his new bottle of scotch, and consequently strangled her when he tried to uncap it.
"A man who only drinks water has a secret to hide from his fellow-men" -Baudelaire
Lung cancer from all those cigarettes my Albertan friend told me you were smoking.
-Carefully taking sips from the Fire Hose of Knowledge
Fakes her own death to escape the pressures of fame and fortune which accompany the publication of her first blockbuster.
Originally Posted by Ivy
Gosh, the world looks so small from up here on my high horse of menstruation.
designs a time machine
accidentally goes BACK in time
says something smart
goes the way of Joan of Ark
Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom? -Terry Pratchett
Contracts salmonella from spaghetti carbonara.
Doesn't regret it.
Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.
Suffocated in his plastic shell.
"It is not length of life, but depth of life." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Thought breeds thought." ~ Henry David Thoreau
eaten by the mice in biology lab after forgetting to shut the tank!
Lux: Faints in the shower.
Whatever: showers listening to The Faint.
Lux falls asleep during a relaxing soak in the tub and her head slips under the water. She awakes violently from a nightmare about drowning. Hitting her head on the soap dish, she is knocked unconscious and drowns
edit: ^ ooooh. creepy!
Banana trombones slips down a mineshaft while chasing goblins with his great dane. He survives the fall, but suffocates in the resulting cloud of coal dust.