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    Gotta catch you all! Blackmail!'s Avatar
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    Captain Haddock mistakenly thought she was his new bottle of scotch, and consequently strangled her when he tried to uncap it.
    "A man who only drinks water has a secret to hide from his fellow-men" -Baudelaire

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    Lung cancer from all those cigarettes my Albertan friend told me you were smoking.
    -Carefully taking sips from the Fire Hose of Knowledge

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    Fakes her own death to escape the pressures of fame and fortune which accompany the publication of her first blockbuster.
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    Gosh, the world looks so small from up here on my high horse of menstruation.

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    designs a time machine

    accidentally goes BACK in time

    says something smart

    goes the way of Joan of Ark
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    Contracts salmonella from spaghetti carbonara.

    Doesn't regret it.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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    Suffocated in his plastic shell.
    "It is not length of life, but depth of life." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

    "Thought breeds thought." ~ Henry David Thoreau

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    eaten by the mice in biology lab after forgetting to shut the tank!
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    Lux: Faints in the shower.

    Whatever: showers listening to The Faint.

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    Lux falls asleep during a relaxing soak in the tub and her head slips under the water. She awakes violently from a nightmare about drowning. Hitting her head on the soap dish, she is knocked unconscious and drowns

    edit: ^ ooooh. creepy!

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    Banana trombones slips down a mineshaft while chasing goblins with his great dane. He survives the fall, but suffocates in the resulting cloud of coal dust.

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