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    Priestess Of Syrinx Katsuni's Avatar
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    Oberon, driven to obsession over his current pet project, forgets to eat, and passes out, only to be rescued by angels from on high. Unfortunately, they turn out to be succubi, eager to devour his eternal soul.

    On the plus side, it went very well with the red wine they brought.

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    Oberon will acquire a large piece of cheese, but his enjoyment will be curtailed by a broken neck.

    Katsuni will be licked to death.

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    On the way to the opera, bananatrombones was unfortunately hit by the car by the Maestro, who was running late.
    "It is not length of life, but depth of life." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

    "Thought breeds thought." ~ Henry David Thoreau

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    She met a black hole.
    "A man who only drinks water has a secret to hide from his fellow-men" -Baudelaire

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackmail! View Post
    She met a black hole.
    Like everyone else, he didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition to be the ones knocking at the door.



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    /\ Although Motie will have died when the spacecraft landed on him, the aliens recreate him using only the remaining feet. Due to a clerical error they accidently create 2 Moties. Due to another clerical error the aliens terminate both Moties.

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    This thread seems like bad luck waiting to happen :/ .

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    Nana: Poisoned by his own sarcasm.

    Risen: Dies in a pissing contest from dehydration.
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    Gosh, the world looks so small from up here on my high horse of menstruation.

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    Morgan dies gloriously, riding a great fire-breathing dragon in battle against a dark wizard from another dimension.

    Of course she wins.

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