The claymation house just didn't stand up to the glass of water poured over it.
Love is the point.
While frolicking in the woods, FC was mistaken for an angry bear by a hunter.
and it's nice enough to
make a man
weep, but I don't
ESTJ - LSE - ESTj (mbti/socionics)
1w2/7w6/3w4 so/sx (enneagram)
lawful good (D&D) / ravenclaw or gryffindor (HP) / boros legion (M:TG)
conscientious > sensitive > serious (oldham)
want to ask me something? go for it!
Knits herself into a jail, and then dies of hunger.
Pandas already are an endangered specie, close to extinction.
Especially the Venezuelan variety, those who confuse Marijuana leaves with Bamboo shoots as their main diet. Wrong evolutionary choice.
"A man who only drinks water has a secret to hide from his fellow-men" -Baudelaire
The comfy chair was just too much for him.
Paul Newman and the NRA will team up with some sort of megalomaniac to overthrow Peguy's propaganda.
Drowns in septic tank.
Silently Honest will pass unexpectedly during a marathon session of sex forced upon him by his many adoring internet fans, due to the rupture of a hidden aneurysm.