A guy who has a name Jivin Jeff Jones on his birth certificate caught wind of a JJJ impersonator. I guess he didn't like it that much...
Killed by lions in the Highlands.
Originally Posted by Ivy
Gosh, the world looks so small from up here on my high horse of menstruation.
Eaten by Nessie.
The villages arose as one and slew him.
Your representative owes you, not his industry only, but his judgment; and he betrays, instead of serving you, if he sacrifices it to your opinion.
- Edmund Burke
"It is not length of life, but depth of life." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Thought breeds thought." ~ Henry David Thoreau
Disco: Death by a shiny multifaceted ball falling on your head, which ye're too distracted in looking at the pretty sparkles to dodge.
Lux: Light and heat overload from overexposure to sunlight on a space expedition to the sun.
Mustache grease fire.
Men in suits wait for you to go out your house one day and you are shot.
My Siggy Jam (Thanks to my twinsie bff Maddy)
Stabbed in the chest with a cursed sword; burst into a ball of blue flame. Nothing left but ashes afterwards.
and it's nice enough to
make a man
weep, but I don't
ESTJ - LSE - ESTj (mbti/socionics)
1w2/7w6/3w4 so/sx (enneagram)
lawful good (D&D) / ravenclaw or gryffindor (HP) / boros legion (M:TG)
conscientious > sensitive > serious (oldham)
want to ask me something? go for it!