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    Is sat on by Jigglypuff.

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    Cheats death and finds herself to be all that is left of life in the galaxy, to be living immortal life until the oxygen supplies of the earth finally run out and dies of carbon dioxide poisoning, but not after being drowsy for several thousand years, then loss of hearing added for another few thousand of years, then again some thousands of years of confusion, short breath and dizzyness. Finally to succumb after the slowest carbon dioxide poisoning death imaginable.
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    Fluffywolf will break a hindleg in an attempt to escape the clutches of some NF who's sole desire in life is to hug him....... to death.

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    Saturned thought it would be cute to get pet bunnies. They all catch rabies some how and escape from the cage (all 20 of them). They end up nibbling her to death .
    Fe | Ni | Se | Ti ... 3w4 ... Lawful Neutral ... Johari -Nohari

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    Shot by pellet gun by 9 year old boy. Thereby cause her to crash into the ground and further break neck in process.
    I redact everything I have written or will write on this forum prior to, subsequent with and or after the fact of its writing. For entertainment purposes only and not to be taken seriously nor literally.

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    Spamtar - a strange combination of boorish drunkeness and erudite discussions, or what I call "an Irish academic"

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    Quote Originally Posted by spamtar View Post
    Shot by pellet gun by 9 year old boy. Thereby cause her to crash into the ground and further break neck in process.
    apparently by the women of TypoC... or so it seemed some months ago or more
    The answer must be in the attempt
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    Giant eyeball rolls over him.
    Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

    Always reserve the right to become smarter at a future point in time, for only a fool limits themselves to all they knew in the past. -Alex

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    Vicodin overdose induces hallucinations -> thinks she can fly -> falls off skyscraper
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    You will think she will die from a car crash because a boulder was knocked onto her car as she raced away from a jewel heist. But that is what she wants you to think because she is a red herring.

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    Didn't read the "Clearance 15 Feet" sign.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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