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    One fine day, @knight finds himself handled by forces beyond his comprehension. All of a sudden he can only move two squares horizontally and one square vertically, or two squares vertically and one square horizontally, moving relentlessly towards some king he never saw in his life. Baffled, he tries to break free, but alas...it was the wrong move. The end.

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    While visiting a remote Kalahari Bushman tribal village, @Phantonym was horrified to realize that she had forgotten the correct sequence of clicking noises for "Where is the restroom?". It was a painfully prolonged death which began with a bladder explosion. After days of trying everything they knew in tribal bush medicine, the shamans were unable to heal her, and she expired a week later.

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    Murdered by an alien clown through asphyxiation.

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    A ferociously rabid dog completely resists his efforts to soothe and bites him
    the formless thing which gives things form!
    Found Forum Haiku Project


    Positive Spin | your feedback welcomed | Darker Criticism

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    the guy behind her will stab her NOW!
    "Where wisdom reigns, there is no conflict between thinking and feeling."
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    Smothered by huggles.
    a little less conversation, a little more action please
    . captain's blog.

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    Don't pet me. JAVO's Avatar
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    Huggled by sm' others.

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    Eaten by an Antimony mUAHHAHAHAHhfda;lfjda;j
    Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

    Always reserve the right to become smarter at a future point in time, for only a fool limits themselves to all they knew in the past. -Alex

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    Antimony poisoning, of course.

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    Crushed by a stone wall as he attempts to peep into my bathroom window D:
    “Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always believed this, in spite of the trouble it’s caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba…”


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