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    Nips away your dignity Fluffywolf's Avatar
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    Will accidentally fatally slip on a rotten banana peel, but not before extinquishing all other life in the known universe.

    Soooo. That wraps the thread up I suppose. Everyone else, death by Edgar.
    ~Self-depricating Megalomaniacal Superwolf

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    Shot by an angry lover when caught schtupping his lady love and her best friend.

    /scandalized Really Fluffywolf, how could you???
    "The purpose of life is to be defeated by greater and greater things." - Rainer Maria Rilke

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    Suffers fatal asphyxiation when her larynx goes into spasm as she tries to pronounce a particularly long and challenging foreign word with complete authenticity.
    Look into my avatar. Look deep into my avatar...

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    Rancid vegiburger eaten at local festival ten years earlier result in implantation of mutant eggs in brain....which only recently hatched. Creepy crawling larva makes go mad in agony and the proximate cause for suddenly shifting your car in oncoming traffic cause death, mayhem and mega car pileup.
    I redact everything I have written or will write on this forum prior to, subsequent with and or after the fact of its writing. For entertainment purposes only and not to be taken seriously nor literally.

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    Spamtar - a strange combination of boorish drunkeness and erudite discussions, or what I call "an Irish academic"

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    Looks at the wrong woman the wrong way.

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    Cirrhosis of the Liver

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    chokes on a chicken wing at hooters
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    Dies from injuries sustained in a fire when I burn down Hooters for their shitty untasty wings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacGuffin View Post
    Dies from injuries sustained in a fire when I burn down Hooters for their shitty untasty wings.
    Dies of instant karma from maligning the most delicious wings in the known universe.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
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    Quote Originally Posted by EffEmDoubleyou View Post
    Dies of instant karma from maligning the most delicious wings in the known universe.
    Executed live on television as a warning to others with bad taste.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacGuffin View Post
    Executed live on television as a warning to others with bad taste.
    Walks off of a cliff after being blinded by titshit in the eyes.
    ~Self-depricating Megalomaniacal Superwolf

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