To avoid having our respective health insurance copays increase, my coworkers and I were all required to complete an online health assessment.
I just got a letter from them, notifying me that because of my "health quotient", I "qualify for an exciting program from a WebMD health coach!" Oh boy, am I excited!
According to the letter, a health coach will be calling me to harass me about my "depression, sub-optimal diet, and sedentary lifestyle".
This is really depressing. I think I'm going to just crash for the rest of the day, maybe down a couple bags of Cheetos.
Was anyone else around here privileged enough to qualify for an exciting program like this?