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    Default Strange things you do while alone

    During my routine household activities I like to pick random characters to act out parody-style in the context of whatever I'm doing. Sometimes I'm hulk hogan lifting weights... what you gonna do about these pythons punk? oh yeahhhhh! or a pissed off japanese tv chef cracking eggs and chopping onions with great justice for my omlette-of-fury. martha stewart does all my cleaning, oh doesnt that toilet bowl look lovely. it's a good thing.

    when there's nobody around to look on in horror, what are your oddest behaviors?

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    I always do the dishes topless if there aren't any guests over... especially if it's just me- I don't like getting my clothes wet

    I dance with the vaccuum while sweeping the floors

    I bark back at the dog
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    I stop existing if i don't pay attention?

    It's okey, memories have a blind angle for discontinuities

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    Tap dance on the roof.

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    I use to do this all the time with lighters, like every one I bought:



    Now I just lighter hack. (hacky sack with a Bic).

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    I sing to everything, and talk most things (not everything), I don't talk to the dishwasher.
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    @ Lucky: hmm, while reading I sometimes try to use different voices if I get bored. As for using Walter Mitty type fantasies to chores done--that's a really good idea; I'll have to adopt that.

    @ Whatever: me too! I usually do the dishes shirtless, and then take a shower right afterwards to get the heavy feeling of yuck off my hands.

    @ Blaise: O_o

    What did you do to that lighter? Is there a hidden can of aerosol off camera somewhere?

    @ PaperOceans: Ah, another San Diego native.
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    I walk around wearing only underpants (maybe a t-shirt) and talk to myself. Is that strange enough?
    Oh yeah?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChildoftheProphets View Post
    @ PaperOceans: Ah, another San Diego native.
    I'm not from San Diego :steam:
    Between that cigarillo and sticking my finger down my throat to see if I could DT, I feel like puking RN.

    Read my Blog.

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    I talk to myself, sometimes in faulty French.

    I walk around the house semi-clothed.

    I listen to awful house music.

    I listen to awful baile funk music.

    I sometimes pretend I have pets.

    And I do other queer things like crochet, do the laundry, and cook occasionally .




    Quote Originally Posted by paperoceans View Post
    I'm not from San Diego
    Well... I mean... it's a little misleading when you have San Diego under your location.

    An honest mistake?

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