During my routine household activities I like to pick random characters to act out parody-style in the context of whatever I'm doing. Sometimes I'm hulk hogan lifting weights... what you gonna do about these pythons punk? oh yeahhhhh! or a pissed off japanese tv chef cracking eggs and chopping onions with great justice for my omlette-of-fury. martha stewart does all my cleaning, oh doesnt that toilet bowl look lovely. it's a good thing.
when there's nobody around to look on in horror, what are your oddest behaviors?