...of having my 1,001st post dedicated to them? (1,001 is the new 1,000, duh! At least it's a palindrome...)
Shall it be Victor, for his relentless crusade against MBTI and its mechanisms for sucking individuality and self-expression into a black hole? Perhaps I could write in nonsensical prose about the meaning of the number 1000 and tie it in with some far-fetched metaphor, using line breaks between every thought.
Or Shall it be Jaguar, for his relentless crusade against generalizations and inability to perform induction? I've already tried remedying this
feTeline infestation, though...
Or how about Jennifer, for being the most mischievous mod and so delightfully tease-worthy (not to mention a complete [yet oh so loveable] post whore )?
Or perhaps I can finally profess my
undying lovetrue feelings of distaste for SimulatedWorld and nip the problem in the bud the roundabout way...
Or maybe I can create an Ne ramble in honor of Q (even though she's a feminist who can't fit into her shirts ).
Or proteanmix for sporting her Oprah disguise and fooling us all.
Or Lark for never failing to turn his thoughts, regardless of how trivial, into a thread...
Or BlackCat for dualizing with me so well.
Or MadHatter (Avis) for.....well, for just being MadHatter.
This is a serious decision, and I expect applications on my desk by morning.