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    something to do with crocodiles...but the more i think about it, the more it fades away

    its prolly got something to do with awe at their ability to exert a preassure of up to 2000 psi just with their jaw and how they would look very weird crawling on the floor right behind me right now

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    Quote Originally Posted by PoprocksAndCoke View Post
    If this does happen, give me a call. I'll get my video camera.
    Nah. I'd rather spare the human race from watching a video of my nom'd arse.

    Quote Originally Posted by Unkindloving View Post
    Have you watched Sweeney Todd one too many times?
    I haven't. I imagine my phobia will be magnified after I do. (Now I just have to watch it. *sigh*)

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    Quote Originally Posted by teslashock View Post
    Why do you think I started this thread in the first place? I'm too paranoid tonight to sleep, so I'm on TypoC talking about my paranoias.
    You're too paranoid to sleep, and you're posting on the Internet instead of listening to Home - Coast to Coast AM ? Sounds like you need the first-time caller line.
    "How can I be, all I want to be,
    When all I want to do is strip away these stilled constraints
    And crush this charade, shred this sad, masquerade"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGeq5v7L3WM

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    Sloths
    Falling on my face and losing a tooth
    Waking up to spiders all over my body
    BEING SKINNED ALIVE

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    Quote Originally Posted by jenocyde View Post
    Sloths
    Falling on my face and losing a tooth
    Waking up to spiders all over my body
    BEING SKINNED ALIVE
    And you actually had sex up in a tree? How daring of you to confront your fears so.

    Apart from the being skinned alive paranoia. But I wouldn't advise you to confront that one.
    ~Self-depricating Megalomaniacal Superwolf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluffywolf View Post
    And you actually had sex up in a tree? How daring of you to confront your fears so.

    Apart from the being skinned alive paranoia. But I wouldn't advise you to confront that one.
    Hee hee, and I actually had a good chunk of skin removed when I fell out... it was pretty gory, actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lohengrin View Post
    You probably shouldn't watch Paranormal Activity...
    I will never watch that movie or any other movie with the paranormal, demons, or just anything spiritual period (with scary movies). I already have my share of real experiences to keep me afraid forever, I don't need movies adding to that fear.
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    ayoitsStepho is becoming someone else. Actually her true self, a rite of passage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teslashock View Post
    Well luckily I'm not particularly threatening, so I don't think too many people will be paranoid of me lurking under the bed ready to bite off noses...
    You may not bite off my nose as I look under the bed, nevertheless I never walk on the cracks lest the bears get me.

    I'm glad you are under my bed and I will say good night every night, and on cold nights I will leave you a hot chocolate, and on Christmas Eve I will leave you a slice of christmas cake and a glass of sherry.

    But whereas you are safe under my bed, wherever I go I know the bears are watching me to see if I tread on the cracks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Victor View Post
    You may not bite off my nose as I look under the bed, nevertheless I never walk on the cracks lest the bears get me.

    I'm glad you are under my bed and I will say good night every night, and on cold nights I will leave you a hot chocolate, and on Christmas Eve I will leave you a slice of christmas cake and a glass of sherry.

    But whereas you are safe under my bed, wherever I go I know the bears are watching me to see if I tread on the cracks.
    Victor, I think you would be great at writing stories for children.

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    paranoid of being decapitated after watching a russian decapitation video.

    they always seem to use the smallest, dullest knives.

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