You are Jesus the behemoth destined to rape children
You are Emperor Jack the First Overlord destined to Snack On Aids
You are Commander Boy the Marked Otaku destined to lead all Pokemon.
(Also, don't reveal my secret identity as Lonely Dad the Ronery Hero destined to slay Russia.)
"How can I be, all I want to be,
When all I want to do is strip away these stilled constraints
And crush this charade, shred this sad, masquerade"
You are Mega Joe the Master Troll destined to Subdue All Russia.
Wha' da fack.
You are Good old Dad the Cold-blooded killer destined to rape poland.
this makes me sound like Hitler
Inferno Jew, The Brooding Anon, Destined to Murder the Memes
Mecha Woman, The Heroic Dildo, Destined to Break his Waifu
There is a thinking stuff from which all things are made, and which, in its original state, permeates, penetrates, and fills the interspaces of the universe.