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    Senior Member Jaguar's Avatar
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    Default Happy Birthday Halla!

    I had to think what to post for your birthday to make you laugh, and I decided to share something that was sent to me.

    The most functional word...
    Well it's Shit ........ That's right, Shit!

    Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
    Consider this:

    You can be shit faced,
    Shit out of luck,
    Or have shit for brains.
    With a little effort, you can get your shit together,
    find a place for your shit
    Or decide to shit or get off the pot.
    You can smoke shit,
    Buy shit, sell shit,
    Lose shit, find shit,
    Forget shit,
    And tell others to eat shit and die.

    Some people know their shit,
    while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
    There are lucky shits
    Dumb shits,
    Crazy shits,
    and sweet shits.

    There is bullshit,
    Horse shit,
    and chicken shit
    You can throw shit,
    Sling shit,
    catch shit,
    shoot shit,
    or duck when shit hits the fan.

    You can give a shit,
    or serve shit,
    You can be happier than a pig in shit,
    or you can find yourself in deep shit.
    Some days are cold as shit,
    some days are hot as shit,
    and some days are just plain shitty.
    Some music sounds like shit,
    Things can look like shit,
    and there are times when you feel like shit.
    You can have too much shit,
    not enough shit,
    the right shit,
    the wrong shit,
    or a lot of weird shit.
    You can carry shit,
    have a mountain of shit,
    or find yourself up shit's creek without a paddle.
    Sometimes every thing you touch turns to shit.
    And others times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a
    rose.
    When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of
    creation.
    And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything
    else!


    Happy Birthday you old fart.

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    ^^ A true friend, indeed.

    Happy Birthday, Alex!

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    Happy Birthday!

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEX!!!

    There is a thinking stuff from which all things are made, and which, in its original state, permeates, penetrates, and fills the interspaces of the universe.

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    Kantgirl: Just say "I'm feminine and I'll punch anyone who says otherwise!"
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HALLA!!




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    Do not resist an evil person, but to him who strikes you on the one cheek, offer also the other. ~Matthew 5:39

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    Feliz Cumpleanos (sic?)

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    Happy Birthday to you kind sir!! Don't do anything I wouldn't do!! Could you send me some of that Tequila my way!! I definitely need it!! Rough day,long,boring story!!! Happy Birthday to you,my compadre over the internet! Be blessed today and everyday. Little drink,please?!? Just kidding!! In the infamous words of those righteous dudes(Bill and Ted),party on!!!
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    Happy birthday my internet Adonis.

    Hope you are celebrating in style.
    Echo - "So are you trying to say she is Evil"

    DeWitt - "Something far worse, she's an Idealist"

    Berb's Johari Berb's Nohari

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    Slippy Hirthday.

    Many happy returns!

    18 again...

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