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    Quote Originally Posted by EcK View Post
    may u all become morbidly obese *shakes fist*
    This will help:
    [YOUTUBE="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1Sv_z9jm8A"]Betty White Snickers[/YOUTUBE]

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    Quote Originally Posted by EffEmDoubleyou View Post
    Oh crusty bread dipped in herbed olive oil, how I love you so. You are one of the best examples of how the best food takes excellent quality basic ingredients and largely leaves them alone.
    You, my friend have named man's best invention, the single most beautiful vehicle for spiced fat. It's a beautiful thing.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lux View Post
    The best vegetable soup is simmering on my stove.
    Zucchini, garbanzos, tomatoes, leeks, all float in my homemade stock.
    My house smells amazing, the scent of fresh baked bread is in the air.
    This little poem is abhorrent, but I really don't care.
    *Follows her nose to Lux's home*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lux View Post
    The best vegetable soup is simmering on my stove.
    Zucchini, garbanzos, tomatoes, leeks, all float in my homemade stock.
    My house smells amazing, the scent of fresh baked bread is in the air.
    This little poem is abhorrent, but I really don't care.


    I consider zucchinis to be wanna-be cucumbers.

    Celery smells like cat piss.
    Coriander like Indian cat piss.

    Water chestnuts tricks my sight, then my taste, as I anticipate potatoes.
    Fruits should only be eaten as desserts, during the course of a meal.
    Tomato and certain other seed-y stuff are vegetables to me.

    That is all.



    Edit: Which reminds me, I detest raisins (and, don't try to trick me by covering them in chocolates), and pickles should never be mixed with milk (even, chocolate milk).

    I LOVE CHOCOLATE MILK. I HATE PLAIN MILK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qre:us View Post


    I consider zucchinis to be wanna-be cucumbers.

    Celery smells like cat piss.
    Coriander like Indian cat piss.

    Water chestnuts tricks my sight, then my taste, as I anticipate potatoes.
    Fruits should only be eaten as desserts, during the course of a meal.
    Tomato and certain other seed-y stuff are vegetables to me.

    That is all.

    And our first list of complaints: Duly noted. Now stop making that face because you know what they say about faces and getting older:

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    ^ I'm just being considerate in preparing you all for when you invite me to dinner.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Qre:us View Post


    I consider zucchinis to be wanna-be cucumbers.
    Everything wants to be something. Don't cucumbers really want to be pickles?
    "It is not length of life, but depth of life." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

    "Thought breeds thought." ~ Henry David Thoreau

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lux View Post
    Everything wants to be something. Don't cucumbers really want to be pickles?
    That's like saying grapes really aspire to be raisins! And, old men are happy with the state of the raisinsmarbles in their pants.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Qre:us View Post
    ^ I'm just being considerate in preparing you all for when you invite me to dinner.

    Of course, you had our best interest in mind, as always

    Quote Originally Posted by Lux View Post
    Everything wants to be something. Don't cucumbers really want to be pickles?
    And pickles are wildly nostalgic about their days as cucumbers?!? What a vicious cycle...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qre:us View Post
    That's like saying grapes really aspire to be raisins! And, old men are happy with the state of the raisinsmarbles in their pants.

    Maybe they do. Maybe that's the vegetable equivalent of a long and happy life?

    Or maybe this is just silly conjecture on my part.
    "It is not length of life, but depth of life." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

    "Thought breeds thought." ~ Henry David Thoreau

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qre:us View Post
    That's like saying grapes really aspire to be raisins! And, old men are happy with the state of the raisinsmarbles in their pants.

    Ageist!

    ^Actually, I think it's the vegetable equivalent of cryogenics.

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