Uncle Nick Emerson Jacks,
A man from Texas, who paid no tax,
He taught me much about things that are great,
One of which was a big fat steak.
Nick would not eat one dark and crispy,
For that was treason, which is risky.
When asked how to cook it, he would solemnly state:
"Just saw its horns off, wipe its ass, and put it on the plate."