Did you make birthday frog? And why is it a birthday frog? Is everyday its birthday?
birthday frog buys all of your birthday presents and throws you a birthday party and invites all of your loved ones, then brainwashes your family and friends to make them think that they're the ones who did it.
birthday frog is the spirit that resides in restaurant employees that urges them to sing a jolly birthday tune for you when you dine with them.
birthday frog is Fe incarnate.
In a way, I did not make birthday frog. For as long as we have had birthdays, we have always had birthday frog.