Oh you goddamn hypocrite
All the while you were pulling my chain
That was beautifully done
Yes, I've set aside plans/made sure all I care for would find out.
Yes - via my own wishful thinking.
Probably not - my real life self isn't connected to this board.
Most likely yes - word would get around from a real life friend or relative.
Most definitely not - not a soul knows i'm here or who i am.