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    Default Brock Lesnar vs. Gorilla Fight to the Death

    So, who do you think would win in a fight to the death? A 350 pound gorilla or a 280 pound Brock Lesnar in the octagon?

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    Humans are incredibly weak compared to the apes. I wonder if a 300lb fighter could even take a 160lb chimp.

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    ^You think?

    I guess this is really a question of brains vs. brawn. A gorilla only really has one strategy, charge and grapple. It seems like a professionally trained human (especially Brock) would be able to parry attacks like that.

    Maybe a different UFC fighter would have an even better chance than Brock, actually. A faster one.

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    Nope. Gorilla/chimp would nearly always win. Chimps are like 3x stronger per body weight than humans too. And they bite. The woman that got attacked by the chimp in CT is barely recognizable, and that thing was supposed to be domesticated. It bit OFF her nose, eyelids, hands...

    Link is pretty gruesome:

    Charla Nash After Chimp Attack Photos (Graphic Photo) | Entertainment - Top News | Newsodrome



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    Damn. Thought this would be more interesting. I just have like 0 knowledge.

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    without a gun or something the fight wouldn't have much favor for Lesnar.

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    Gorilla easy.
    Act your age not your enneagram number.

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    Gorrilla will tear his nuts and face off first, and that's ze end of that.

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    Evan's back!

    The Gorilla would win. See above.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Owl View Post
    Evan's back!

    The Gorilla would win. See above.
    Hi.

    And I lose.

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