Because I have too much time on my hands and was sifting through a quote/lyric collection of mine, I threw this together...
A Morrissey/Smiths lyric (or 2 or 3) for each type.
"With the world's fate resting on your shoulder - you're gonna need someone on your side."
"The more you ignore me, the closer I get; you're wasting your time."
"Oh yes, you can kick me
And you can punch me
And you can break my face
But you won't change the way I feel - cuz I love you!"
"Now I know how Joan of Arc felt."
"It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate - It takes strength to be gentle and kind."
"Send me your pillow, the one that you dream on, and I'll send you mine."
"Even now - in the final hour of my life - I'm falling in love again."
"I'm here with the cause; I'm holding the torch in the corner of your room - Can you hear me?"
"Sixteen, clumsy and shy; that's the story of my life"
"The heart has a heart of its own."
"But even I, as sick as I am, I would never be you"
"Satan rejected my soul; as low as he goes, he never quite goes this low."
"To me you are a work of art, and I would give you my heart - that's if I had one."
"And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion,
I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump in the ocean"
"You don't like me, but you love me; either way, you're wrong."
"Tried living in the real world instead of a shell; but I was bored before I even began."
"Love is just a miserable lie"
"Why pamper life's complexities when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?"
"I still don't belong to anyone - I am mine."
"The motion of taxis excite me"
"But still, I'd rather be famous than righteous or holy, any day, any day, any day."
"Nature is a language"
"I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now."
"You just haven't earned it yet, baby"
"Grow up, be a man, and close your mealy-mouth"
"Rush to danger; wind up nowhere."
"Everybody's clever nowadays"
"Where is the man you respect?
And where is the woman you love?"
"I take the cue from certain people I know.
I use the cue, and then I hand it on to you"
"Just do your best and don't worry.
The way you hang yourself is oh, so unfair"
"I'm tired again, I've tried again, and now my heart is full."
"But dont forget the songs that made you smile, and the songs that made you cry"
"It just wasn't like the old days anymore"