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    Dearest Sol,

    In spite of the lovely fog you have brought me this morning and your general positive effect on the environment of the planet I call home, we really need to talk about your early-morning escapades and lack of respect for the fact it is the weekend. I was up rather late last night, and like some damned ISTJ, you're up again, like clockwork, ruining my morning. I really wanted to sleep in, but all this light pollution you created has awakened me. No matter how hard I yell in your direction, you just won't turn it off, or at least delay the time at which you do it each morning. You also have this cruel tendency of burning the sensitive outer layers of my carbon-based containment unit. You also generate a lot of noise on certain bands, and I'd appreciate if you kept it down.

    So, next time, could you please slap the snooze button a couple times? If you would just delay the light pollution for a couple hours every morning, I'll quit getting up every morning, cursing your name, and shaking my fist in your direction. I'm sure you'll go supernova if you keep accumulating all that bad karma, and I know that nobody would want that.

    In closing, I ask that you be considerate of the sleeping patterns of your neighbors.

    Yours Sincerely,
    Wolf

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    If your hotel doesn't have blackout style curtains, you can sometimes jury-rig ones by using those god-awful hotel bedspreads. Just take it down before housecleaning comes in, or else you risk being reported to the local vampire hunter's guild.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HilbertSpace View Post
    If your hotel doesn't have blackout style curtains, you can sometimes jury-rig ones by using those god-awful hotel bedspreads. Just take it down before housecleaning comes in, or else you risk being reported to the local vampire hunter's guild.
    That solution is far too simple.

    yes, I forgot to close the curtains last night

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