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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragingkatsuki View Post
    - Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
    awesome!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shimmy View Post
    - It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population is drunk.
    I'd be curious to know what is considered as 'drunk' and to what purpose these stats were made, as there's alot of number tweaking when qualitative appreciation of the facts is needed.
    Quote Originally Posted by Shimmy View Post
    Married men change their underware twice a week? Gosh!
    I know right, seems like such a waste of perfectly good washing powder.
    • 18% to 22% of twins are left-handed compared with fewer than 10% for non-twins.
    Expression of the post modern paradox : "For the love of god, religions are so full of shit"

    Theory is always superseded by Fact...
    ... In theory.

    “I’d hate to die twice. It’s so boring.”
    Richard Feynman's last recorded words

    "Great is the human who has not lost his childlike heart."
    Mencius (Meng-Tse), 4th century BCE

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    • The surface area of the lungs is roughly the same size as a tennis court.(we all knew that but its sort of a classic)
    • Did you know that you have more sensory neurons in your tongue than in any other part of your body?
      -> practical application: girls, more tongue! (to which girls always answer: guys, LESS TONGUE)
    Expression of the post modern paradox : "For the love of god, religions are so full of shit"

    Theory is always superseded by Fact...
    ... In theory.

    “I’d hate to die twice. It’s so boring.”
    Richard Feynman's last recorded words

    "Great is the human who has not lost his childlike heart."
    Mencius (Meng-Tse), 4th century BCE

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    Here's some from a local radio show:

    Most common items stolen from hotel rooms are 1. Towels and 2. batteries

    A greeting card is touched by an average of 25 people before someone buys it.

    On average, men cry twice a month.

    78% of women say they worry about bad breath on a date, while 4% worry about their underwear.

    North Americans wash their hair twice as often as Italians, and experts believe North Americans do it too much.

    The average person breaks three alarm clocks in a lifetime.

    Women with short hair are perceived as more intelligent.

    89% of adults cannot read Roman numerals.

    #1 instruction parents give to kids: Close the door

    When men were surveyed about what one thing they'd like to have more of, the top three answers were: 1. Money 2. Friends 3. Hair

    8% of adults believe holding hands is inappropriate in public

    Parents who talk to their kids about lying the most tend to tell more lies themselves.

    Men are 42% more likely than women to have their cars stolen. Women are 78% more likely to lose their car keys.

    On average we throw ten things in the trash can each day.



    No idea how they came up with these, or how accurate they are.

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    - The average adult has 4 dreams a night and 1 nightmare a year.

    - The average pencil will draw a line 35 miles long.

    - Plants, like people, run fevers when they're sick.

    - The average office chair will travel 8 miles a year.

    - The odds of getting hit by a meteor this year are 1 in 5 billion.

    - It's impossible to lick your elbow.
    "It is not length of life, but depth of life." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

    "Thought breeds thought." ~ Henry David Thoreau

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    Quote Originally Posted by blankpages View Post

    On average, men cry twice a month.
    Seriously??
    That seems like alot to me.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post

    - It's impossible to lick your elbow.
    [QUOTE=Jenna;928891]

    LIES!
    [YOUTUBE="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Brc4d2IqZc"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Brc4d2IqZc[/YOUTUBE]
    Expression of the post modern paradox : "For the love of god, religions are so full of shit"

    Theory is always superseded by Fact...
    ... In theory.

    “I’d hate to die twice. It’s so boring.”
    Richard Feynman's last recorded words

    "Great is the human who has not lost his childlike heart."
    Mencius (Meng-Tse), 4th century BCE

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    Damn! I am a liar.
    "It is not length of life, but depth of life." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

    "Thought breeds thought." ~ Henry David Thoreau

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Damn! I am a liar.
    SHAME ON YOU!


    • _ Women shoplift more than men the statistics are four to one.

    stats agree with me, women cannot be trusted
    Expression of the post modern paradox : "For the love of god, religions are so full of shit"

    Theory is always superseded by Fact...
    ... In theory.

    “I’d hate to die twice. It’s so boring.”
    Richard Feynman's last recorded words

    "Great is the human who has not lost his childlike heart."
    Mencius (Meng-Tse), 4th century BCE

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    Quote Originally Posted by EcK View Post
    Seriously??
    That seems like alot to me.
    As I said, no idea how they got these numbers or how they reflect the general population. They use these stats for some sort of a mini-game show in the morning. They surveyed some people (don't say who or how many) and came up with some numbers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blankpages View Post
    As I said, no idea how they got these numbers or how they reflect the general population. They use these stats for some sort of a mini-game show in the morning. They surveyed some people (don't say who or how many) and came up with some numbers.
    Number of times per month the average woman cries:
    5.3

    Based on research by Dr. William Frey, a professor of pharmaceutics at the University of Minnesota. Women cry four times more often than men, who cry an average of 1.4 times per month.
    Expression of the post modern paradox : "For the love of god, religions are so full of shit"

    Theory is always superseded by Fact...
    ... In theory.

    “I’d hate to die twice. It’s so boring.”
    Richard Feynman's last recorded words

    "Great is the human who has not lost his childlike heart."
    Mencius (Meng-Tse), 4th century BCE

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