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    masturbate. I'm quick.

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    Oh, you know. Just the everyday thing like flashing the cameras.
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    ayoitsStepho is becoming someone else. Actually her true self, a rite of passage.

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    It's funny when someone farts RIGHT before they get off the elevator. Also, pressing the buttons a bunch of times, as if there is a sensor that makes the elevator go faster when you are in a hurry.
    Who wants to try a bottle of merc's "Extroversion Olive Oil?"

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    Contemplate whether my perception of what I look from the back actually matches up with what the actual image of me from the back actually appears to be like (in elevators with mirrors).

    Boobage adjustment if needful.

    Briefly consider which part of the elevator would be most advantageous in which to position myself in should a strange psycho stalker type enter and me be stuck alone with him.

    Consider what I'd do should someone follow me off the elevator into the empty hall where I would normally then enter my room.

    Press buttons of all floors before getting off for my own amusement.

    Check whether they are wusses that skipped floor 13 for luck purposes (everyone knows that 14 then is just as unlucky even if you call it 14).

    Mentally add up how many people could fit into the elevator before hitting the weight limit. What does the average person weigh?

    Enact out loud possible conversations with different people I am thinking about. Usually hastily ending them (but not hastily enough) just when the elevator opens to let someone else on. Pretend like I was just working on memorizing something (rather animatedly...)

    Examine nose and teeth for anything that looks foreign. Remove.

    Reapply lipstick.

    Reassess what all I've got in my purse these days.

    Hunt for my room key.

    Contemplate what I would do if I were stuck in an elevator. Decide I'd be fine with it, until I remember that at some point I'd want to pee. Then what?

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    I make very stupid expressions, and make very loud noises that don't mean anything.
    () 9w8-3w4-7w6 tritype.

    sCueI (primary Inquisition)

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    I got stuck in an elevator for 2 1/2 hours by myself on Haloween in 2006. I could have used some of these ideas to entertain myself. 3 years too late.
    I am male. Don't hold it against me.

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    Get in first, to press the button i need, then immediately move to the other side, so I am not obliged to ask other people what floor they need to get out on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sky is BLUE! View Post
    Retarded? Says you.




    And of course, I think about whether I'm being watched. :rolli:
    Yes, this as well. Ha ha, the elevator in my block is not so new and modern, but when I'm in modern elevators or in shopping malls/business buildings I am paranoid about being watched.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spamtar View Post
    1. Stand the opposite direction as everyone else...i.e. face to face with the crowd...and start talking to them in overly-familiar manner...start introducing my embarrassed friend.

    2. Make dinging noises when the elevator reaches each level...1st floor(Me: "Ding!)..2nd floor(Me: "Ding, Ding")...etc.

    3. Do things that make it look like I am having a breakdown. Start slapping head saying "shut up, shut up! GET OUTTA MY HEAD!"


    If I'm by myself, nothing. If I'm with people I don't know sometimes like to do the whole invade personal space thing or look the wrong way or make eye contact, anything that makes them uncomfortable

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    i sometimes feel the need to climb to the elevator's ceiling
    Expression of the post modern paradox : "For the love of god, religions are so full of shit"

    Theory is always superseded by Fact...
    ... In theory.

    “I’d hate to die twice. It’s so boring.”
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    "Great is the human who has not lost his childlike heart."
    Mencius (Meng-Tse), 4th century BCE

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