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    I believe these two groups are in it together. The unicorns lure the target, and the hitmen take them out. If the hitman fails, the poison of the unicorn's horns could finish the job. It's an awful use for these poor unicorns - many targets follow the unicorns because they want the unicorn's horn. And sometimes they will achieve their goal, and the unicorn will be basically rendered powerless. So, basically, it's just another case of hitmen screwing over the hapless unicorns. Although there are sure to be times when an especially evil unicorn will screw over the hitman.
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    I seriously wonder if there were every unicorns
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    Quote Originally Posted by ayoitsStepho View Post
    I seriously wonder if there were every unicorns
    Yeah, well, maybe the unicorns don't think you exist. Geesh, no need to hurt their feelings.
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    lol, no. seriously. I wonder if they ever existed. I think that would be so cool
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    Quote Originally Posted by ayoitsStepho View Post
    lol, no. seriously. I wonder if they ever existed. I think that would be so cool
    Yes, it would. But this is a spoof thread, no seriousness allowed.
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    Aw....
    But I want a unicorn. Dog gone it!

    *goes else where to find one*
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