Well, I don't like to assume, but in general, you guys aren't well known for being strapped for cash, exactly... ?
C'mon, man up, dude. I still had my man stuff when my kids were babies, and I wasn't even working, but the kids sure didn't go naked either
Assert yourself, dammit! A man's gotta have what a man's gotta have!
Edit - Disclaimer: this post is purely fictional and for comedic purposes only. The author accepts no responsibility for marital/familial strife that may be caused by any reader taking it as serious advice.
I'm male and over 30, FYI.
Preferences: 20% Extravert, 98% Intuitive, 68% Thinker, 17% Perceiving