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    Une Femme est une femme paperoceans's Avatar
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    Default My mother is whoring me out

    Oh my goshness... What do I do, what do I do?
    Between that cigarillo and sticking my finger down my throat to see if I could DT, I feel like puking RN.

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    Be more specific. What is she charging?
    "Create like a god, command like a king, work like a slave."

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    :yim_rolling_on_the_

    Oh... are you serious?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lauren Ashley View Post
    :yim_rolling_on_the_

    Oh... are you serious?
    She's been doing it since I was nine years old. Should I be concerned?

    Quote Originally Posted by Synarch View Post
    Be more specific. What is she charging?
    See, that's the thing. I wouldn't mind if she charged maybe $25 (we're in a recession), but free? Seriously? Can I at least be a high-class hooker? I deserve better.
    Between that cigarillo and sticking my finger down my throat to see if I could DT, I feel like puking RN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paperoceans View Post
    She's been doing it since I was nine years old. Should I be concerned?
    Are you for serious? I hope not.

    If you're not serious...

    Depends on how much she charges.
    "Create like a god, command like a king, work like a slave."

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    Quote Originally Posted by paperoceans View Post
    She's been doing it since I was nine years old. Should I be concerned?
    It depends how big of a cut she takes.
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    sheesh humans! for realz

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    You should give her my number, at least you kind of know me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JTG1984 View Post
    You should give her my number, at least you kind of know me.
    Would you buy me a Big Mac?
    Between that cigarillo and sticking my finger down my throat to see if I could DT, I feel like puking RN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paperoceans View Post
    Oh my goshness... What do I do, what do I do?
    You come to California and meet me at...

    *Edit:* Wait, you are in Cali... whoah, same city too! Strange...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synarch View Post
    Are you for serious? I hope not.

    If you're not serious...

    Depends on how much she charges.
    Copypasta from my lj

    "What the holy fuck? I am twenty years old and my mother continues to prostitute me--I feel like a low-class call girl. LORD, give me the strength! My mother and her husband went to a bar on Monday night... There were firefighters and the whole pussy magnet crew and lo and behold, she has my picture saved on her handy so that she can show pictures of her ~charming daughter. She managed to cause a rift between two co-workers who were fighting over me--a picture that I took when I was sixteen years old. Pedophiles, pedophiles. Don't get me started."

    I mean, at least use a current picture of me. I look naked in that other one.

    Quote Originally Posted by Risen View Post
    You come to California and meet me at...

    *Edit:* Wait, you are in Cali... whoah, same city too! Strange...
    Awkward...
    Between that cigarillo and sticking my finger down my throat to see if I could DT, I feel like puking RN.

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