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    Quote Originally Posted by paperoceans View Post
    See, that's the thing. I wouldn't mind if she charged maybe $25 (we're in a recession), but free? Seriously? Can I at least be a high-class hooker? I deserve better.
    Whores do it for money. Sluts do it for fun. If you're not getting paid.....
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    Your moms just doesn't want you to die a virgin.
    "Create like a god, command like a king, work like a slave."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synarch View Post
    Your moms just doesn't want you to die a virgin.
    Mom? Is that you?
    Between that cigarillo and sticking my finger down my throat to see if I could DT, I feel like puking RN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paperoceans View Post
    Mom? Is that you?
    Yes, dear. Please take the trash out before you go to bed and don't stay up too late on the Internet!
    "Create like a god, command like a king, work like a slave."

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    Quote Originally Posted by paperoceans View Post



    Awkward...
    Yea, I know -_- . Hate when that happens, when you make a joke and it's too close to reality . Oh well, at least that led me to realize there is another San Diegan on the forum out of like... 4. But I don't think any of us have parents who whore us out .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Risen View Post
    Yea, I know -_- . Hate when that happens, when you make a joke and it's too close to reality . Oh well, at least that led me to realize there is another San Diegan on the forum out of like... 4. But I don't think any of us have parents who whore us out .
    How do I know that you're not me and I'm not you?
    Between that cigarillo and sticking my finger down my throat to see if I could DT, I feel like puking RN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paperoceans View Post
    Would you buy me a Big Mac?
    Is that all its going to take? BTW im about an hour out of San Diego can we meet in Oceanside?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JTG1984 View Post
    Is that all its going to take? BTW im about an hour out of San Diego can we meet in Oceanside?
    Why does everyone live near San Diego?! You're not even going to buy me a gift?
    Between that cigarillo and sticking my finger down my throat to see if I could DT, I feel like puking RN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paperoceans View Post
    Why does everyone live near San Diego?! You're not even going to buy me a gift?
    Im god's gift to women what more do you need?

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    Quote Originally Posted by paperoceans View Post
    How do I know that you're not me and I'm not you?
    Well, if you were me you would avoid your/my mother like the plague. If I were you, I'd tell my mother to stop passing my pics around town for free, because the city doesn't have as many African American women and there's probably a great market for such photos that would make for great supplemental income during a horrible state exacerbated recession.

    I guess those would be the disseminating factors determining who is who :P .

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