Post childhood memories here for nostalgic purposes. Let us reminisce in glorious past times.
I can recall one instance when I was approximately 5 years old. My family was living in a relatively humble house with allowance for a spacious yard. There was a creek that traveled west, adjacent to the back yard fence, and there was a bunch of green bushes contained by the northern part of the fence.
One afternoon, when the sun shone so brightly that our white picket fence was nearly glowing, I was meandering around the yard and I noticed an obscure gap within the bushes. As I approached it, my Cocker Spaniel bolted in front of me and into the gap.
I leaned forward to observe the innards of the shrubbery, but I failed to get a good view. Afterward, I scrunched down and crawled through, only to find a labyrinth of sage colored twists and turns. The way in which the blades of grass were contorted amazed me as I squirmed through them.
Eventually, I fell into the main chamber - a massive reservoir in which my cocker spaniel was harvesting the eggs of deformed black legless armless midget babies. He suddenly started speaking to me in a foreign tongue, only known in the outer crusts of the planet Xintu CF-4r. He swiftly whisked me off into space, never to see my loved ones again.
And here I am, communicating with you via the terminal on an inter-galactic warship dubbed Let's eating not your babies earth (roughly translated).
Ok, so yeah, so I was embellishing a tad as the story went on.
But I think it would be cool if we shared more.