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    Default Socially Inappropriate Status Updates You Wish You Could Really Post

    So is it just me, or do you find yourself wanting to update your Facebook or Twitter status to something you realize is socially inappropriate? Really, it almost takes out all the fun that you can't. I'd update my status all the time if 9 out of 10 things I wanted to say didn't need to be censored. I can't let my Aunt Tilly know what I'm really doing/thinking. And yeah... let's not let that ex know what's going on either. Or really... I don't want my boss knowing I'm such a drunky.

    So I'm dedicating this post for all those status updates you didn't end up posting because you realized you couldn't say it to ALL of your work, friends and family... for whatever reason (private, gross, TMI, stupid, embarrassing, whatever). Have at it! Here's a few I've thought about in the past just to start:

    "Don't get me wrong: I'm really happy with my boyfriend's body, but I really miss that German foreign exchange student's ass. Rawrrrr.....!"

    "I really need to invent a device that prohibits me from giving out my number when drunk."

    "Warning: It's that time of month again ... I -will- bite your head off."

    "I'm horny."
    I have an inner monologue that sounds strikingly similar to something off Animal Planet.

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    "your a fucktard and i hate you"

    yeah that applies alot
    and most deffinatley "im horny" lol
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    Simply brilliant idea!
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    "Hey, dipshit. Get a life!"

    "I cannot get rid of my hard on and I have to pee."

    "Yup, I'm taking a dump."

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    "I'm standing in a really long line, and damn, I have to pee badly"
    "Gawd I hate Twilight."
    There is a thinking stuff from which all things are made, and which, in its original state, permeates, penetrates, and fills the interspaces of the universe.

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    no clinkz 'til brooklyn Nocapszy's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by StephMC939 View Post
    So is it just me, or do you find yourself wanting to update your Facebook or Twitter status to something you realize is socially inappropriate? Really, it almost takes out all the fun that you can't. I'd update my status all the time if 9 out of 10 things I wanted to say didn't need to be censored. I can't let my Aunt Tilly know what I'm really doing/thinking. And yeah... let's not let that ex know what's going on either. Or really... I don't want my boss knowing I'm such a drunky.
    exactly -- after all, this is america.
    nevermind cleaning up your act.
    just make sure the edges aren't frayed, and you won't ruffle any feathers.

    america:
    having our cake and eating yours since [before] 1776!

    [that's why we hate migrants, legal or otherwise, so much. no one to steal cake from]

    oh and also [i just read the rest of your post]:
    Quote Originally Posted by StephMC939 View Post
    "I really need to invent a device that prohibits me from giving out my number when drunk."
    well, i don't know. you could have a lot of fun with that, but there is such a device already instated in churches nation-wide.

    A.A.
    we fukin won boys

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    Quote Originally Posted by EnFpFer View Post
    "Gawd I hate Twilight."
    Why can't you write that?

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    Don't let propriety hold you back, update the shit oudda your fb!

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    You know how people set status updates as songs?(usually because of a lack of anything interesting to say, but you know, they HAVE to say something)

    Pick one
    Here's my favorite one
    yes, those are NSFW!

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    My family already knows I'm an odd miscreant, so they wouldn't really be surprised. That being said mine are typically innocuous, but I'll occasionally throw something ridiculous and gross out there. Whateva, I do what I want! *snap, snap*



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    Controlled Mischief StephMC's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nocap View Post
    exactly -- after all, this is america.
    nevermind cleaning up your act.
    just make sure the edges aren't frayed, and you won't ruffle any feathers.
    And deal with the aftermath of those random individuals who you barely know that added you after meeting you one time? So much effort.... And I doubt I'd ever have the patience for some of the responses for pretty much any of the ones I listed
    I have an inner monologue that sounds strikingly similar to something off Animal Planet.

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