So is it just me, or do you find yourself wanting to update your Facebook or Twitter status to something you realize is socially inappropriate? Really, it almost takes out all the fun that you can't. I'd update my status all the time if 9 out of 10 things I wanted to say didn't need to be censored. I can't let my Aunt Tilly know what I'm really doing/thinking. And yeah... let's not let that ex know what's going on either. Or really... I don't want my boss knowing I'm such a drunky.
So I'm dedicating this post for all those status updates you didn't end up posting because you realized you couldn't say it to ALL of your work, friends and family... for whatever reason (private, gross, TMI, stupid, embarrassing, whatever). Have at it! Here's a few I've thought about in the past just to start:
"Don't get me wrong: I'm really happy with my boyfriend's body, but I really miss that German foreign exchange student's ass. Rawrrrr.....!"
"I really need to invent a device that prohibits me from giving out my number when drunk."
"Warning: It's that time of month again ... I -will- bite your head off."