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    Controlled Mischief StephMC's Avatar
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    "Steph sometimes feels a little left out from the circle of friends that inhabits her own head."

    "Steph thinks there is nothing like watching friends commit their lives to raging bitches. This is a blanket statement, don't ask me if I'm talking about 'you.' ... Cuz I'm not. Maybe."
    I have an inner monologue that sounds strikingly similar to something off Animal Planet.

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    Cenomite is sick of everyone using Facebook statuses as a passive-aggressive bullshit outlet. Also I just found a lonely black sheep !!!!!!!
    The probability that I was procrastinating when I was typing this post:

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    P(posting on TypoC) = 0.2
    P(having big assignment due | posting on TypoC) = 0.7

    P(posting on TypoC | having big assignment due) = .......


    Eh, I'll finish it later.

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    Mud and rain and chaos... TickTock's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by StephMC939 View Post
    LOL.... Okay, because I'm too impatient (i.e. I still can't bring myself to go too far), here's a few comments from a recent update instead:

    "Steph wants to grow up and be a cougar like her mommy."
    "The world could always use more cougars!" -from some guy I had a class with 3 years go.... I think I went a total of 3 times, too.
    "You're not going to get a job are you." - an asshole friend
    "BAHHAHAHAHAH! PROPS TO UR MAMA!" - friend from Elementary school.
    "Your mom is a cat?" - friend trying to be cute and clever
    "I'm stopping by your mom's place this afternoon" - Best friend... who apparently has a thing for my mom. I could have lived without that.
    "This is nothing short of the truth- Mom's the best" - Sister
    "Ooh! I nevr got to meet your mom! Why no? " - German foreign exchange student
    "WHT CAN I SAY BABY WHEN U GOT IT STRUT IT!" - FB message from mom, who was blocked. My brother told her.


    ...Needless to say, these are the things that keep me from posting a lot. As an ISTP, almost all of the resulting attention is unwanted.
    "Yeah! Go Stephs Mum! What type is she??" - Guy you've never met, not even on your facebook.

    But seriously, this is a great idea, so good in fact it warrants a confession.
    ~ Truth ~ Freedom ~ Health ~ Love ~ Communication ~ Humor ~ Respect ~

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    Quote Originally Posted by TickTock View Post
    "Yeah! Go Stephs Mum! What type is she??" - Guy you've never met, not even on your facebook.

    But seriously, this is a great idea, so good in fact it warrants a confession.
    Speaking of which... how come I was the only one that ended up playing this game. *Stares at Jock*.
    I have an inner monologue that sounds strikingly similar to something off Animal Planet.

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    "I am singing Chocolate Rain while taking a dump the size of a small child."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mystic Tater View Post
    "I am singing Chocolate Rain while taking a dump the size of a small child."
    Almost fell out of my chair when I saw this.
    () 9w8-3w4-7w6 tritype.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mystic Tater View Post
    "I am singing Chocolate Rain while taking a dump the size of a small child."
    Dammit! Now that's gonna be on my mind the next time I'm in there.

    Edit: Actually, a friend of mine did text something like these, that nearly caused me to wreck my vehicle.

    Completely out of the blue, I received a text that stated :

    Him: "I GOTS A HEAVY PUSHIN ON MY DUDER MAKER"

    My reply: "?"

    Him: "I had to go."

    Weirdest message I've ever received.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StephMC939 View Post

    "I'm horny."
    I can appreciate this one. I often find myself wanting to post: "I'd really like to unload in someone's face right now" or other similar status's.
    “Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always believed this, in spite of the trouble it’s caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba…”


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    "GOD I'm so hungover.... I have no idea how I'm going to function today. Hey, boss."
    I have an inner monologue that sounds strikingly similar to something off Animal Planet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StephMC939 View Post
    Speaking of which... how come I was the only one that ended up playing this game. *Stares at Jock*.
    I'm playing for real. You're playing the training wheels version.
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