good topic. I'm pretty private with my facebook statuseses and such. If I posted all the stuff I wanted to say I'd probably come off so misanthropic or something. I can't think of anything specific right now...I'd probably be too private to post them here, too
Plus I hate when I post a status and then look back later on it and be like "why did I post that crap?" *deletes* -_-
LOL.... Okay, because I'm too impatient (i.e. I still can't bring myself to go too far), here's a few comments from a recent update instead:
"Steph wants to grow up and be a cougar like her mommy."
"The world could always use more cougars!" -from some guy I had a class with 3 years go.... I think I went a total of 3 times, too.
"You're not going to get a job are you." - an asshole friend
"BAHHAHAHAHAH! PROPS TO UR MAMA!" - friend from Elementary school.
"Your mom is a cat?" - friend trying to be cute and clever
"I'm stopping by your mom's place this afternoon" - Best friend... who apparently has a thing for my mom. I could have lived without that.
"This is nothing short of the truth- Mom's the best" - Sister
"Ooh! I nevr got to meet your mom! Why no? " - German foreign exchange student
"WHT CAN I SAY BABY WHEN U GOT IT STRUT IT!" - FB message from mom, who was blocked. My brother told her.
...Needless to say, these are the things that keep me from posting a lot. As an ISTP, almost all of the resulting attention is unwanted.
I have an inner monologue that sounds strikingly similar to something off Animal Planet.