I just got a call on my cell phone. It was a toll-free number so I didn't pick up (always sales or whatever-- I didn't think they had my cell number though). I went to check the voicemail and it was Fabio. He was letting me know that he's there for me, since he knows what it's like to be unappreciated as a homemaker. He would be happy to take me to the South of France where we can enjoy romance, leisure, and of course, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
Then he invited me to esplore his kitchen.
I'm so hot right now.