My sister-in-law thought her phone call was hilarious and wants me to email her the link.
“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.” ~ John Rogers
I went to check the voicemail and it was Fabio. He was letting me know that he's there for me, since he knows what it's like to be unappreciated as a homemaker. He would be happy to take me to the South of France where we can enjoy romance, leisure, and of course, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.