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    I just had him call my father in law.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rajah View Post
    He knows what women want (P.S. it's butter substitute).
    You mean that hydrogenated fat stuff that makes them gain weight that they all seem to be trying to lose. Yeah, that sounds like just what they would love to be offered. "Hey beautiful, want some thickened fat? It'll make your hips bigger, just like me."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    I just got a call on my cell phone. It was a toll-free number so I didn't pick up (always sales or whatever-- I didn't think they had my cell number though). I went to check the voicemail and it was Fabio. He was letting me know that he's there for me, since he knows what it's like to be unappreciated as a homemaker. He would be happy to take me to the South of France where we can enjoy romance, leisure, and of course, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

    Then he invited me to esplore his kitchen.

    I'm so hot right now.
    Oh, that's just great. All the messages I leave for him, and he calls you back. :steam:

    (And I coulda saved myself $2,748.21 if I'd known about his toll-free number. Grrr...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    You mean that hydrogenated fat stuff that makes them gain weight that they all seem to be trying to lose. Yeah, that sounds like just what they would love to be offered. "Hey beautiful, want some thickened fat? It'll make your hips bigger, just like me."
    That line always made me melt.


    I guess I should sign up for a Fabio callback. I kinda miss the lil' guy...


    I... suppose. Yeah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martoon View Post
    Oh, that's just great. All the messages I leave for him, and he calls you back. :steam:

    (And I coulda saved myself $2,748.21 if I'd known about his toll-free number. Grrr...)
    I'm pretty sure he has you blocked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post


    I keep getting recorded messages in Spanish on my cell phone, possibly bill collections or something like that, text messages from weird people, and calls about some illegal alien's kid that keeps playing hooky at a highschool in another state.
    Oh, I get these too! I have no idea why or how I got on their calling lists though... Frankly, I find the whole thing rather annoying.

    I've never gotten a call from Fabio, but during the last gubernatorial election I got a 'call' or two from Arnold Schwarzenegger, which was hilarious and a little depressing. I just liked being able to nonchalantly mention that "Oh, Arnold called me yesterday, and blah blah blah..."
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    I've only ever gotten a call from "Teri Polo, of Meet the Parents fame," as she said. She was promoting her Hallmark movie, Straight From The Heart, with Andrew McCarthy as a cowboy. I'm sorely disappointed I missed it cause it looks right up my alley. However, I know Andrew McCarthy could never top his seminal performance in one of my favorite, classic movies, Mannequin (which I've seen more times than I care to admit).*





    *hint - more than 20

    *hint 2 - I've seen Mannequin 2: On the Move more than once, which is a tribute to my fortitude, given how dreadful it is.


    I... suppose. Yeah!

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    *sigh* I never get calls like that on my cell.....
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    I got a letter from Hillary where she indicated that she knew she could count on me to do the right thing. Like Spike said.

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    That is the weirdest, most disturbing thing I have ever seen.

    So how many of you think Fabio is actually a woman on some serious steroids?

    He has the strangest combination of over-the-top masculinity, and yet a complete absence of masculinity. It's so bizarre it makes me want to vomit, poor fella.
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