Sorry, guys. It was me or you, and... well, I don't wanna die. I'll make sure your families are taken care of though, okay?2. You or 10 random people?
I know this probably seems unfair, but I've been told that I have the reading comprehension of 100 people combined, and there's a chance they might need that. Besides, my parents say they love me enough for 100 people, and that's good enough for me. So, see you all in Hades, I guess?2. You or 100 random people?
Oh, what's a 1000 people in the grand scheme of things? More people than that die of starvation in third world countries every day. Who's to say the world wouldn't be better off without some of you, or that most of you wouldn't have died soon anyway? New babies will be born soon enough to fill up the slots you leave behind, so... I think it's justified. Sorry I couldn't help you, though.3. You or 1000 random people?
Just think how much more food we'll have to go around once you're gone. I know I'm running the risk of exterminating an entire culture here, but I think it's a risk we have to take. Desperate economic times call for desperate measures. I feel quite guilty, but I'm doing this for the good of humanity. I hope one day you'll all appreciate my sacrifice in not letting my empathy, pride or dignity get in the way of the common good.4. You or 1 million random people?
Don't you see? All our economic troubles will be over! Overpopulation problems will be solved, jobs will open up, and there will be more than enough food. The survivors can take all the stuff you leave behind, and that means we'll have more material goods to go around. Don't you want to give that to the world? I do envy you, but I'm willing to forgo my pride and allow YOU to have the glory. You'll always be remembered as the people who died to save the world.5. You or 1 billion random people?
Were my responses particularly surprising, given my avatar? Really?