I hate making decisions. Please do it for me.
I've narrowed it down to these three.
Positive: made me nostalgic for a more innocent and neurotic self. That's exactly the sort of thing that used to upset me as a child. Negative: the more I look at it, the less amusing it will seem and the more I'll focus on the pathos. I'm still a tad neurotic, you know.
Cute. I don't like beer and this may be the best use for it I've seen. I'm definitely going to play with the froth next time I find myself trying to aquire a taste for it. However, it would probably make people think I'm male, and that I like beer.
The one currently by my name. God bless that elephant and whoever made him a trampoline. Funny AND inspiring. Not very high impact though.
The other option is rotating them regularly or on a whim. This would still require a degree of decision-making from me, though not as much commitment, and may be annoying and confusing for other forum users.
As I'm sure you'll appreciate this is an extremely serious problem and assistance is urgently required.
Cast your votes now!