My very last post?
You want me to tell you what I'd say?
My evil twin just told me to say, "I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you."
Unfortunately for Mme. Evil Twin, I've taken a vow of nonviolence so killing is out. That also means that telling is out, too.
I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout. Every time I steam up, I give a shout. Just tip me over and pour me out.