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    In honor of a thread that went off in a tangent about INFP armies I was wondering what each types army would be like and how they would plan to win a war with other types.

    Some suggestions:

    You command your own type.

    What type of army do you create and how to do you overcome the other types?

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    INFP: Go to a separate island and let all the idiots shoot their fool heads off for whoever even knows or cares why. Only get involved if first provoked, then become kamikaze fighters if that's what it takes.

    INTP: Devise a brilliant plan that is guaranteed to win the war, and then sit around talking about it. May find their own island.

    ESTP: Steals the INTP plan in a daring James Bond worthy action scene, and kicks major butt until they start fighting amongst each other.

    ENTJ: First, they need to fight to the death to determine who is the leader. The sole survivor will become the representative for the ENTJ race.

    INFJ: Become perfect ally for each type - befriend them all, then set them on each other. By the end, everyone will be dead thinking about how wonderful INFJs are.

    ENTP: With a nuclear bomb here, and a nuclear bomb there, here a nuke, there a nuke, everywhere a nuke nuke, IEEE-AA-IEEE-AHHH-OOOOOOHHHH

    Eh, that's all I'm in the mood to do right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elaur View Post
    In honor of a thread that went off in a tangent about INFP armies I was wondering what each types army would be like and how they would plan to win a war with other types.

    Some suggestions:

    You command your own type.

    What type of army do you create and how to do you overcome the other types?
    An all ESTP army? Kill all enemies, drink their blood, and spend their money, right? That was easy! :horor:

    We're lovers though, can't we just trap the armed fools in a trench and run off with their women into the hills for an outdoor skinny dipping festival?

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    ENFP: We are totally rocking the whole war thing. Half way through we get bored and try to convince everyone else that it should be an orgy instead of a war.

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    And I was so sure the xNTPs would build robot armies...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elaur View Post
    ENFP: We are totally rocking the whole war thing. Half way through we get bored and try to convince everyone else that it should be an orgy instead of a war.
    I won't take much convincing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haphazard View Post
    And I was so sure the xNTPs would build robot armies...
    INTPs would design a killer robot, but wouldn't get very far in the building aspect unless all the tools and supplies were provided already.

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    ISTP: Sneak up and slit your throat while you're trying to come up with a clever plan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elaur View Post
    ENFP: We are totally rocking the whole war thing. Half way through we get bored and try to convince everyone else that it should be an orgy instead of a war.
    our convincing will consist of cracking really great jokes and using amazing flirting techniques to convince you to quit the war and make a little love (get down tonight).
    "I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Halla74 View Post
    An all ESTP army? Kill all enemies, drink their blood, and spend their money, right? That was easy!

    We're lovers though, can't we just trap the armed fools in a trench and run off with their women into the hills for an outdoor skinny dipping festival?
    ENFP: make allies with ESTPs

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