What's your favorite joke?
(Please respond with at least somekind of joke before wandering into comments on any hence posted jokes)!
A guy dies and goes to heaven. God greets him and tells him that heaven is a wonderful place above and beyond even one's expectations, the only rule (God says) is you that cannot step on a duck or else you will be severely punished. A few months pass and heaven was indeed beyond his wildest dreams, then suddenly one day he finds a gorgeous woman has been tied to him at the ankle. He can't believe how beautiful she is and wonders aloud what he did to deserve this.
Woman: I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck.