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    There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.

    So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.

    Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.

    "If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked.

    The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.

    "You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph.

    Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.

    She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.

    She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?"

    The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog."
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    Jesus is hanging on the cross and John approaches.

    John says: "Jesus, its John. How may I serve thee ain thy time of need?"

    Jesus replies: "YEEEAAAAAAAARGGHGGGHGGHGGGHGGHGGH!!!!!"

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    A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

    In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

    Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

    The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

    Quote Originally Posted by Elaur View Post
    Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?

    Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
    Hehehe... I get the reference.
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    hahahahahahaha, epic ! xD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elaur View Post
    Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?

    Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
    HAHAHA! OH GOD I THINK I'M DYING HERE! SERIOUSLY SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULENCE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamathousandapples View Post
    HAHAHA! OH GOD I THINK I'M DYING HERE! SERIOUSLY SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULENCE!
    It is too late. You can't win, you'll just die laughing. There is no way to stop it once it has begun!!!
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    Heh! Really, there is no better joke.

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    This one isn't really that funny. It was a very popular joke when I was in elementary school though. :/ I don't remember it exactly, but here's my rendition of it.

    Three people took a journey up to the top of a mountain and met a wise old monk. The monk told them that they would land in whatever they said while jumping off of the mountain. The first man said, "money," jumped off of the mountain, and landed in a giant pile of money. Then he went off to spend his money on whatever his heart desired. The second man jumped off of the mountain and said, "gold." He landed in a pile of gold (and for some reason these people don't die when they jump off of the mountain ) and was rich beyond his wildest dreams. The third man slipped on a banana peel and yelled, "Oh shit!" as he flew over the mountain's edge...



    Quote Originally Posted by Elaur View Post
    Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?

    Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
    AHAHAHAAA!!! OMIGODOMIGOD!!!! HAHAHAHAAA!!!!! *dies*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elaur View Post
    Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?

    Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
    I'll bite. Huh?

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