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    So, if we could make a yearbook, what award would each type get? I was trying to be serious when I was thinking about it, but inevitably I made a not-so-serious one too.

    INFP :
    - Most likely to be a famous writer
    - Most likely to participate in live action RPGs and/or become so immersed in a make-believe language (such as Tolkien’s Elvish language) that they forget how to speak their original language.
    ENFP :
    - Most likely to be famous actor/actress
    - Most likely to be a Scientologist and/or disappear and become part of an ancient indigenous tribe in South America
    INFJ :
    - Most likely to be a Goodwill Ambassador of the United Nations
    - Most likely to have an advertisement in the back of Cosmopolitan for their psychic abilities.
    ENFJ :
    - Most likely to start the next social movement
    - Most likely to be put in a psychiatric hospital after claiming to be the Messiah.
    INTP :
    - Most likely to discover the formula for nuclear fusion
    - Most likely to lose/accidentally throw away/burn/drop in boiling acid/etc the formula for nuclear fusion
    ENTP :
    - Most likely to invent something that will define our generation
    - Tied with the ISTP for most likely to win a Darwin Award, probably by attempting an experiment to see how many shots of whiskey you can drink in an hour when combined with painkillers and/or by trying to see if they can scale a skyscraper with only a pen, a safety pin, and some dental floss.
    INTJ :
    - Most likely to be a millionaire
    - Most likely to be thrown in jail due to fraudulent investments such as a Ponzi Scheme and Most likely to have a wife 40+ years younger than them
    ENTJ :
    - Most likely to be a CEO of a powerful company
    - Most likely to have the people of Earth submit to his/her will and create a dictatorship in which people are no longer allowed to “have feelings.” (Think: Equilibrium)
    ISTP :
    - Most likely to accomplish some physical feat, such as climb Mount Everest
    - Tied with the ENTP for most likely to win a Darwin Award, probably due to trying to treat I-95 like the Autobahn or accidentally setting their kitchen sink on fire, which somehow exploded as if laced with TNT.
    ESTP :
    - Most likely to be a successful negotiator
    - Most likely to grow a lot of facial hair, have a pet tiger, and own a club down in Miami. Probably involved with dealing coke and illegal weapons, too.
    ISFP :
    - Most likely to be a famous artist/musician
    - Most likely to be closet gold digger and/or elope in Vegas to a complete stranger
    ESFP :
    - Most likely to be a famous reality TV star
    - Most likely to be caught in a tabloid clinging to a sidewalk in attempt to hang onto Earth after a night of boozing and Most likely to obtain an STD.
    ISTJ :
    - Most likely to be a valued employee
    - Most likely to wear a portable office tie. See here.
    ESTJ :
    - Most likely to be successful
    - Most likely to sleep 4-hour nights, after 12 hours at work, 2 hours of socializing with coworkers/neighbors, 3 hours of exercise, 1.5 hour of going Type A on their apartment, 30 minutes watering plants, 30 minutes getting ready for bed, 25 minutes of reading, and a total of 5 minutes spent eating in any given day.
    ISFJ :
    - Most likely to choose a profession that helps others, such as a nurse or a teacher
    - Most likely to get a lot of tats and become addicted to heroin.
    ESFJ :
    - Most likely to start and lead a successful charity organization
    - Most likely to have a show on the Home and Garden Channel in which every episode has a different themed background and they make sure their outfit matches it.
    I have an inner monologue that sounds strikingly similar to something off Animal Planet.

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    Those are great!

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    Heh, I like.

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    As an INTP I made the back page of the yearbook for two HILARIOUS categories:

    Most likely to be on a game show. (???)

    Most likely to be abducted by aliens. HA HA HA HAH OH SO FUNNY
    ...Then I ducked my head and the lights went out, and two guns blazed in the dark;
    And a woman screamed, and the lights went up, and two men lay stiff and stark...

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    More! More!
    Love is the point.

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    Those are excellent

    Quote Originally Posted by StephMC939 View Post
    INTJ :
    - Most likely to be a millionaire
    - Most likely to be thrown in jail due to fraudulent investments such as a Ponzi Scheme and Most likely to have a wife 40+ years younger than them
    "There's no need to be embarrassed about it, Mr. Spock. It happens to the birds and the bees!"

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    The second ENFP one is so accurate! It made me giggle.
    Is it that by its indefiniteness it shadows forth the heartless voids and immensities of the universe, and thus stabs us from behind with the thought of annihilation, when beholding the white depths of the milky way?

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    Thanks guys :P I guess I should have mentioned that I'd like to hear others' ideas for this... I'm in the mood for some good humor
    I have an inner monologue that sounds strikingly similar to something off Animal Planet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StephMC939 View Post
    ISTP :
    - Tied with the ENTP for most likely to win a Darwin Award, probably due to trying to treat I-95 like the Autobahn or accidentally setting their kitchen sink on fire, which somehow exploded as if laced with TNT.
    You mean 95 isn't the speed limit on that road?

    Oh, and I will summit Everest some day. Or die trying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phoenity View Post
    You mean 95 isn't the speed limit on that road?

    Oh, and I will summit Everest some day. Or die trying.
    I will too... once I can carry more than 30-40 lbs.
    <--Pansiest ISTP ever
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