I never met a Mom like mine.
I actually like it that way.
When I was a kid, I would make crank phone calls to restaurants by ordering "shit sandwiches" for take-out.
My Mom would hold her stomach laughing.
Needless to say, she laughed at all my twisted pranks.
It's not that she didn't try and discipline me,
it's just that I knew what was true.
It would be like laughing your ass off while saying, "Bad dog."
The dog knows damn well you don't think it's really "bad."