-People who say the word like more often than they ought.
-People who don't let me complete a sentence thus ensuring that they miss out on valuable information
-People who don't do it right the first time
-People without a sense of humour
-Spiritualist, hippy, anti-capitalist, anarchist or any other alternative belief which has not been thought through properly, does not stand up to closer scrutiny and is based on ZERO evidence
-People who like to think they are 'cool'
-People who think that the way someone dresses says something about themselves
-People who drive dangerously
-People who have to rush around because they are so inefficient
-People who suck at using turn signals
You and I are so alike.
Is it that by its indefiniteness it shadows forth the heartless voids and immensities of the universe, and thus stabs us from behind with the thought of annihilation, when beholding the white depths of the milky way?
*Telemarketers who cry when I tell them they suck.
*That bird who lives outside my window and chirps the house down every damn morning.
*The inability of my mother's cat to crap INSIDE the litter box no matter what I do to make it more appealing for her.
*Those assholes who honk the horn behind me in line at the drive-thru as if the act of honking will magically make the line move.
*Pretty much all advertising.
*Public Service Announcement commercials designed to do nothing but make you feel guilty and ashamed of yourself for your lack of participation in their cause.
*The manufacturers that get all pissed off when I tell them all the reasons I'm not 100% satisfied with their product when they're the ones who invited me to let them know
*All the expensive gadgets I've bought that have that one cheap, shitty little plastic part that breaks off and renders the thing useless (I.E. almost all of them)
"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but if you work really hard, and you're kind, amazing things will happen. I'm telling you...amazing things will happen" --Conan O'Brien
- redundancy - when people write "He was an xxFx" instead of just F. If there were 8 letters would you still write xxxxxxFx?? Or when people write "I post on here". Is that even grammatically correct? Why do you have to write "on" when you can just write "I post here"?
- Television/radio always on
- Too much external noise
- Too much external light
- People who hate you but will never tell you straight up what you have done to evoke their hatred
- People who live in their own little social cliques and fail to comprehend anything/anyone from beyond their own self-constructed reality
Bad eaters. Close your mouth, stop chomping that damn gum. Not everyone wants to see what a burrito looks like all chewed up. And that noise, my god, stop slurping. Is it really necessary to smack that loudly? I hate all the food noises I literally lose my appetite if I'm near a bad eater. Or whats his face, some coach of a football team, whenever they put the camera on him chomping and smacking away on his gum so forcefully, I swear I can hear it. I really think bad eaters do it on purpose to get people to notice them. They have to go out of their way to make that much noise.