Isn't it far better to know ages, so that older people know who to treat age appropriately, or to watch out for adults that are being creepy to younger kids?
In that case I am not revealing my age.
On a happier note, if any of you youngsters see my ice cream truck, just mention TypeC and you get a free popsicle. Sometimes I ran out of popsicles (they are very popular ), but I keep plenty in the freezer in my basement.
Listen to me, baby, you got to understand, you're old enough to learn the makings of a man.
“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.” ~ John Rogers
I'm the oldest to reveal their age in this thread so far: 38.
I would contribute more to this forum, but the nursing home staff makes me go to bed at 8:30 pm.
I'm 38 myself. Oh, here's a tip for those do-gooder nursing home staff types. Just tell them that you burned through your supply of geritol shooing whippersnappers off of the nursing home lawn, and that your busted hip's keeping you from heading on down to Woolworth's to pick up some more. Those young-uns will totally fall for it (sigh - soooo gullible they are!) and offer to go get you a new supply. Mention it at 8:15 or so... having never shopped for it before, it'll be at least 45 minutes until they're back... latenight fun until 9pm!
Hey, want to get together for dinner tomorrow? The cafeteria's serving boiled peas, fish sticks, and chicken livers. Say we meet in the foyer at 4pm?